It’s not every day that you get to find out how baller your family is, and today we got schooled. Hard.
Introducing our one and only Boss “The Boss” Mamu. A cousin of our mom’s, “The Boss” rescheduled some work affairs he had in Kolkata so that he could come to Puri with us. Let’s just say, he taught us how India rolls.
After the engagement announcement, Boss Mamu took us out for dinner and drinks on the beach. It was a sick night, and many ridiculous stories about my family were shared. Throughout the evening the wisdom of India flowed through our cups and minds. Here are just a few tasty tidbits from our Mamu…
On the topic of Indian toilets: “India has the oldest crapping systems in the world. That’s why we’re full of bullshit!” – The Man
On the topic of why everything in India is so absurd: “Because this is India!” – The Guru
On the topic of ganj: “Fuck that Western bullshit! Here we do everything all natural! We were the first!” – The Boss
Class. Is. Dismissed.
Ram &; Lakshman
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